askm...
disclaimer: for what you are abt to read may consists of chim nursing words that u may not understand...be careful what u are reading...
today its an all baby affair for me...
went into immunization room and development assessment room...
this place where all babies had their jabs for bcg..hep b..chix pox..etc...
most of the babies i saw were cute!!!!...too bad we cannot hold them...
my work was just to help weigh and take the height of the baby...tats all
actually felt pity for the nurse coz every single jab they give, they kena screamed at...
for eg...this 18 month yr old baby(girl) came in...i wanted to take her height...and she blasted her boom box....
i was like ...oi!..im just taking ur height!!!!...im not injecting u or anything!!!..blame the nurse!..not me..o.O...kidding...same thing happened to me in another room..haizz...this time a 4 yr old...i thought she knew better but my guess was wrong...haizz..loud speaker to the max man...
went to lunch with colleagues..
otw back to polyclinic...gt one malay uncle approached us...
uncle: (malay)...sorry..excuse me..are u malay?
me: duh!(in my head)...yes..
uncle: are u a student nurse?
me: erm...no...(accidentally said this)..(rethinks abt his qn)...eh!..yes im a student nurse at bdk polyclinic..
uncle: oh..are u sponsored?...
me: no...(thinking of y is he asking me this stuff)
uncle: oh..ic...my son also joining nursing this yr at nyp..u're from nyp?
me: ya...
then he asks abt sponsorship and stuff...blahx3
went back..go room 29 for a talk by nurse manager..halfway thru...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!
went to the most boring room ever...nurse there doesnt talk much so i'll juust sit in a corner and just read the pamplets and observe what u do best ok....zzz
my colleagues gave some advice b4 this..just to keep quiet...thats wat i did...
the gt this parent(father)..newborn baby and maid came in...
he checked his son's pampers and found out that he pee-ed/shit...so he changed it...
*lol parts starts here*....imagine this...when he opened the pampers...*rocket launch sound*...yep...the baby's shit came out from the butt just like a bullet from a gun..
guess where it landed..on his father's pants..near the *ehem...
(in my mind)...lolololololol....this guy is sooo damned embarrassed...
the nurse was like..shaking her head...
another lol part...when the father wants to throw away the pampers...
father: can i throw the pampers( pointing at the only dustbin under the office table and the room)
nurse: erm...*her ans did not came out from her mouth as the father just threw the pampers inside...*
nurse: *in her mind*...wtf!!...do u think this is a pampers changing site u asshole!...aand do u think this dustbin is a fucking pampers throwing bin huh!
nurse just quickly finish off her report and sent him to the doctor's room...
left the room..called a cleaner..came back in and said this to me...
nurse: haizzz...young parents nowadays..
me: lolololololololol....... in my mind...
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Labels: baby affair
